Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Walk of Shame today included voting.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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