maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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