She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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