ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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