We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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