Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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