I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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