The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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