Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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