yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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