saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
bring money and cleavage
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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