ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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