NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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