I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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