CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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