Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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