apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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