My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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