yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
