i just google imaged poop.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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