gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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