The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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