Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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