operation have a gay friend backfired
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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