Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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