So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
