i used baking grease as lip gloss
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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