sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Who did Billy Mays play for?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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