dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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