Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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