we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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