He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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