This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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