i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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