Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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