i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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