the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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