This dress was meant to end up on your floor
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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