Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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