I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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