i think my mom watched the whole time
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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