im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
ugly people sure do ruin things
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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