you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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