we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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