Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My friends, they love my intelligence
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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