dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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