hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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