"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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