dude i'm inner monologue high
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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