Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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