sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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