She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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Do I have a choice?
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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