I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
There r osticjed everywhere
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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