You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
