So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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