I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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